ABBY EVANS PIERCE

This is where I will write something extremely interesting and grammatically correct about myself that will make everybody who visits this page wish they knew me. Those who do know me will wish they were related to me. Those related to me will most likely laugh at everybody else. From this one paragraph alone I will book so many jobs I can buy my own island and live as a recluse in my library for the rest of eternity. I will also be rich enough to pay Starbucks to bring back the Valencia Orange Refresher which they so unfeelingly cut from their menu in 2015 without consulting their most dedicated customer.